Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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