i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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