on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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