So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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