I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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