omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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