There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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