just come out here and I will go home with you...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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