I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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