Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I FOUND THE LEGS
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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