i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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