lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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