Sponge bath it is.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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