I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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