i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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