You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my being single is dangerous.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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