# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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