ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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