Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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