All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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