She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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