So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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