how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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