He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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