yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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