So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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