dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize
