i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
tell me about the fingering
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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