You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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