but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.