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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen

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• (714): View more from California

  you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.

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