Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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