just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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