i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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