Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Randomize
