I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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