it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I will be naked everywhere
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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