I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
