areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wish i was in the wii world.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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