oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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