Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Never let your siblings swipe right.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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