Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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