She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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