My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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