Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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