brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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