I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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