Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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