i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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