Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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