Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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