How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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