My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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