Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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