margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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